Kpop Demon Hunters Full Reaction
Well, as my birthday present, I’m going to be watching K-pop Demon Hunters as voted upon by you guys. This should be fun. It’s been on my radar. I had already downloaded. I offered what I offered in poll was [Â __Â ] that I just said download, so I don’t want to be trying to look for something. This was just what I had on hand. This is one of them. I’ve also download Trap, which I’m very curious about. I want to see The Gorge. I saw a trailer for it. It looked really good. I just haven’t had time to do it. I don’t think anybody will care about me reacting to it, but you know, and I’m also doing The Wolf Man, which you will see shortly on this channel. And both of these are coming out today. Just a little birthday shenanigans. Should be fun. This and Wolf Man probably. You couldn’t find two more different movies. Maybe they are Demon Hunters. What I can’t figure out is the K-pop band the demons or they the hunters. I think they’re probably the hunters from the way the title is demonstrated, but I’ve been tricked before. All right. Well, this is after all the credits, you know, the production credits. This is made by so and so. It’s 34 seconds into my particular movie file. It’s the screen goes white for a second and then the movie starts. It’s right after Sony presents or whatever [Â __Â ] You know, the text goes away. We get a white screen for like one second. It’s probably a a strobe light that hits the camera before we get to the It’s a concert scene clearly. So, we’re right there. We’re at the very beginning of the video and we are going on one. Three, two, one. Although I don’t know much about K-pop. I’m aware of it obviously and I’m aware of J-pop. I’ve heard a couple songs. But you really be you’re going to be hunters. Yes. That’s right. K-pop the vampire slayer. That’s right. Wait, where’s the I guess this is a dub. I was expecting I may have to switch to um I may have to switch to the the sub [Â __Â ] Well, I was I was hoping for captions. Sorry about that. I I thought this was going to be a dub. But they were always performers. They used their performance. Seriously. Right. Look at him. Big band. I think I saw Flappers back there. I don’t know what the hell these people are. 80s pop. I see. We’re definitely going to screw this up. That’s why we have movie. They’re going to get mad at each other and break up and and the demons will come in. Final show, huh? Oh, world tour final show. She looks like an [Â __Â ] She looks like an [Â __Â ] Yeah, I’ve never heard of it. Really? You’re doing too much. Damn. Sounds very prepackaged. Get a grip, man. That’s right. Well, I’m going to look alive till the demons come anyway. Where are they going? You’re goddamn right. Come on, man. That’s disgusting. The hell’s wrong with you? Yeah. Jesus, man. The hell is Oh, she say ramen. Okay, incompetent. The hell you doing, man? You’re putting Are you high? Something’s up, man. They’re definitely demons. Where the hell are you? H. Please don’t. They’re going away from it. Yeah, these are definitely demons. That’s why they don’t know how to do what? Definitely kicking her ass. That’s why she don’t know what to do with coffee. Yeah, clearly. Yeah. Yeah. So, demons are morons. Don’t make us start singing. Really? That’s what we’re doing? Really? They don’t seem too worried about this. [Laughter] I Yeah, I assume singing is how you kill him, right? So, they going to land in the middle of the stadium. Is that what we’re going to do? I’m worried about the logistics of getting to the concert. Nice catch, by the way. Feels like killing demons should be faster than this. [Laughter] [Music] Got to read the directions, man. Okay, so they do have weapons. All right. Well, get wrecked. Never had a chance. How long do I think they were going to be able to keep up that ruse? You are done. Done. Done. Nice catch. Nice catch. Oh [Â __Â ] Well, so much for that. You’re dead as hell. Yeah, ramen is good, but it’s not that good. You’re going to land. I was right. You’re going to land in the stadium. I guess f anybody that a plane lands on, you know, the city that’s going to be destroyed. [Laughter] Just kill him. You’re doing too much. [Music] So, they’re going to land in the stadium just not their plane. Haha. Execute them. The demons still aren’t dead. Like they are very ineffectual. Quit kicking the camera. Shit’s expensive. I wonder if um what’s her name? Aya or whatever the one you can’t see her face who did the um singing for the One Piece movie. I wonder if she’s part of this group, but this is K-pop, right? So that completely She’s Japanese or Korean. Anyway, that’s the only Asian music star I’ve ever heard of. So, I’m going to think she’s involved in everything. That’s just how it is. You better be hiding down there, [Â __Â ] You should be able to kill them faster. That’s all. That’s my only note so far. What’s your evil plan? And see, one of them still isn’t dead. Incompetent. You had three of them trapped on a plane, man. Kill him. The hell. Demons are a lot more sniveling than I thought they’d be. Yeah, that’s right. Yeah, you’re dead. Yeah, I figured. Yeah, there’s a lot more crying than I thought there would be. I have not. Yeah. Is that what we want, souls? I’m flying, Jack. Nice pet. So, uh, when are your balls going to drop? You you kind kind of a high pitched voice here. Yes. A new band. Yeah. What be more popular than them? A boy band. Oh, this is terrible news. They’re going to be pretty, of course. Not very pretty, though. I was expecting more pretty. No, it’s not. You’ll get punished. Don’t give him a backstory. Well, how about if you die? You can’t remember [Â __Â ] if you’re dead. So, what are you minion? They’re minion. I like how they’re incorporating demonology into their act. Break the bank. That sounds pretty good. I mean, a week-l long station sounds great to me. I agree. You should do it. Yeah. Robe me. What are you, Voldemort? Robe me. I don’t think he said that in the movie, but he’s definitely said in the books. That was the first thing he did say. Jesus, that sounds like hell to me. The hell is this place? That’s a damn closet. Yeah. Tired as hell. The hell are you talking about? She wants to record the song now. Hell no. Kiss my ass. Then let him listen, man. We’re here chilling. Guess the the grind never ends, does it? It’s like a reaction channel. I’m sure this is a really good uh duplication of the way these bands are. I know that they do these countdowns for songs and [Â __Â ] A lot of times it be a live stream. I think Taylor Swift did that. I know uh what’s that chick’s name? He did uh Driver’s License. Olivia Rodrigo. Um she did it for her second album. You know, you have a 24-hour countdown or something. [Â __Â ] I mean, the music is fine. I’m old. It isn’t for me. Because here’s the thing about these kind of songs, and again, I’m just talking about for me, okay? I’m listening to it and I’m not retaining any of the lyrics. It just kind of washes over me. It’s pleasant to listen to. It’s not unpleasant to listen to. But she’s saying English words and I’m not retaining a single one of these words. And not just cuz I’m talking while she’s doing it cuz I I was listening there for a bit. Right. Whereas the music of my era, you would listen to it. You would retain the words. You would hear it. This is just like um how do I put this? It’s kind of like a um imagine a lake that has no ripples on it. It’s just, you know, the surface is calm. There’s all this [Â __Â ] happening underneath, but the surface is calm. That’s the way this music is. It’s just it’s not for me cuz what are you saying? I can’t retain it. I finally live like the girl they all see. Maybe I can retain that if I focus. But also the the voice is monotone even though it’s not. I mean she’s she’s got rises and falls, you know, but I don’t know, man. It seems to be within a range. I don’t know. I mean, so it’s not for me. That’s what I keep saying because it’s not. But it isn’t doing anything for me is what I’m saying. That’s right. Break it down. Now I’m shining like a what? Her voice is breaking, man. Denied. Your voice is wrecked. Like a bird of what? Bird ablaze. You need a new voice. What you need? No, you don’t. There’s no way you’d be recording this so quickly to when you go live unless they were practicing and they were going to do it live. I guess that’s possible. You know what they also do when they have a live stream like that? They have something pre-recorded in case something happens. They can slap the pre-recorded in there, cover their asses. Is it time for the next generation? What are you not telling us? And the boy band will come in and fill the void, right? See this I can retain. It could have something to do with my hearing too. The register I can hear. Maybe her normal singing voice is a slightly outside my register so I’m not catching everything. I see. I see. You were out there screwing a demon. Is that what I’m hearing? You were out there screwing a demon. That’s how she’s half demon. Is that is that what I just heard? Your mom was a hoe. You can’t be smashing demon Smash. It’s disgusting. You saw what they look like. You ain’t killed enough demons. That you can cut the skin off, right? Not saying it’s a good option. Just saying it is an option. Like I’m born a bay. I’m going to have to I’m gonna have to go and check the the sub to see what the hell she’s saying. I can’t make out what she’s saying. I’ll be back. So, I switched over. I’m going to do this until it glitches out and then I’ll switch back to the regular. But for now, we have captions. We’ll see how long it lasts. It may last the rest of the movie. May last two minutes, but the second it glitches out, I’ll switch back to my video file. Anyways, what she’s saying was like I’m born to be. I would have never known that. That’s what the hell she was saying. They need a boy band is what they really need. [Laughter] Damn, he hung up. Incompetent idiot. She was trying to rush it. She was trying to rush it. Um cuz she was afraid she the longer she waited the more her voice would be in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense. [Laughter] [Â __Â ] you can’t sing, man. Just wait till they find out. We ain’t getting through that when they find out. Lots and lots of sex. Is it also legal though? That’s the question. Oh, okay. Magic. Yep. It reminds me of um uh the was it Josie and the Pussats, that live action movie. They had a boy brand band. I forget what their name was, but they had that boy. That’s kind of what this reminded me of. There they are. Yeah, I think. Anyway, I think that’s him. Wait, he’s probably one of the demons. Can’t trust anybody, man. We need a demon test. E, your problem is you got demonism. Get naked. The hell? He’s definitely a demon. Okay, you’re a psycho, so it’s time for you to go. She definitely has walls. He is kind of good. It’s called work life balance, [Â __Â ] I like your hat. Not yours, though. What the hell? Why the hell would we take a bath together? Cuz [Â __Â ] I want you to see the demon tattoos. Educated guess. Oh, Jesus Christ. That feels racist, man. Stop doing that with his eyes. She definitely is. You’re a [Â __Â ] Clearly, that’s why I don’t like you. I like him with this scared kitten voice. Get naked. Not the voice juice. It’s called Pay Me $5 million. That’s what it’s called. What the hell? Yo, you’re a little too high energy. Huh? Why would you think they’re fans? Yeah. Yeah. Here it is. This is a boy, man. Okay. I’ve been waiting for him. I knew they were pretty. You can’t see with the hair in your funnier face, you douchebag. Really? You love douchiness? Are you [Â __Â ] me? Well, I guess she likes abs. I am going to throw up in my mouth now. Do you mind? What the actual hell? Really? You’re eating popcorn popping from her eyes? That I agree. is repulsive. Oh, there is five. Okay. Of course, he’s the prettiest one. I’m starting to see what mom sees in demons. Now, this is some scathing social satire right here. My god. You can just smell the axe body spray on these [Â __Â ] knocking into you, not saying excuse me, knocking [Â __Â ] out of your hands. Pure douchiness. Yeah. There’s not enough masculated between these five men to open one jar of peanut butter. Not one. That’s what I thought. He’s an ass. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Yeah. And you like that? You like that, douchebag? Yeah, I was there 10 minutes ago. Where were you? Really? That’s what demons think as a me by the way. [Â __Â ] you touch me one more time. Look at them. They’re a popup music group. That’s right. I bet this [Â __Â ] is terrible. Isn’t that your job? Yeah, they’re not bad. Of course they are. Thought she knew. Look at the hair, man. Their dance choreography is on point. Yeah, you can’t see with that hair like that, you [Â __Â ] Also, how much hair product do you use? like their entire factories in uh where do they make hair product? I don’t know. Burbank that are going out of business because you moved your business over to Korea. She’s so pissed. It’s not really catchy. I’m kind of like it while it’s happening. It’s not terrible. I still again with the lyrics though I I cannot tell you a single word they’ve said. I can’t retained nothing of what they’re saying. Yeah. Which means you definitely want to smash now. The hell are you talking about, man? Every little drip and drop. I just remembered I can look at the caption and see what the hell they’re saying. That’s right. You don’t know. You don’t know that. The hell was that? Hot dog or corn dog. If a character is hot, people are going to like them. It doesn’t matter, man. Wait a minute. Where’d you get the stage out here? This is a sidewalk, man. There’s definitely magic a foot. Kill him. Your dance choreography is on point. Your songwriter is an idiot. You’re my soda pop. Got to drink every drop. That is filthy. The hell you Man, you can’t do this in public. There are kids here. He’s talking about drinking you like a soda pop. No, man. Oh my god, this is outrageous, man. There’s definitely some underage people in this audience, man. You cannot be talking about drinking her like a soda pop. Some [Â __Â ] man. Arrest these. They ought to be murdered just for that, man. You can’t you can’t do that. It’s a public song on now. I know there’s a what is it? Wet ass [Â __Â ] or whatever. There’s a couple naughty songs out there and those people should also be arrested. Really? Hot Ones. I want to see them on Hot Ones. It’s Hot Ones or Nothing. Definitely murder them with these swords. So the one who can’t see is a baby. I see. At least you can see. I can see and you can see. You know, I do know one Korean band by the way. Um, Matri, they are excellent. They would definitely dominate you. Matri would dominate both these bands. Hubay. Nope. We ain’t playing [Â __Â ] These guys are well funded. That demon money rolls deep, don’t it? Look at you. You slide like a panda bear, man. That was the worst thing I’ve ever heard. Yeah, that was very light, very polite applause. God, I hate these son [Â __Â ] That’s right. You better bend all the way over. Kill them. You better run. Where are your swords at? Where did they shove their swords, by the way? What particular aspect of hammer space did they shove those swords up into so that we can’t see them in their hands right now? And where did they pull them out from right now? That middle sword, that wasn’t normal hammer space. That had to be extra extended feminine hammer space. Just kill him already. Yes. Excellent. Well, at least we get to kill somebody. Yep. Never going to happen. But now we’re going to get some kills here, man. They did a shitty job on that plane. Incompetent. See, demons are ugly as hell. How you think these dudes are attracted just cuz they look like this right now? You know what they really look like? Kill this [Â __Â ] Well, I don’t like Red, but she can fight. You don’t need to hold him. Kill him. We ain’t trying to hold him. This ain’t no love affair. Kill him. Hate to say it. This sub [Â __Â ] got style. He’s suave. Yes. Kill this son [Â __Â ] Don’t hold back. Shut your mouth now. He definitely got to die. He definitely has to die. Huh? I can’t help you. My tattoo’s been exposed. I don’t see the Listen, woman. How they saying that? I’ll protect you. Clearly, your mom is down to She’s down to f demons, right? So, I know you are, too. So, you’re telling me that the sword comes from nowhere? It doesn’t come from hammer space. Is that what you’re telling me? Cuz I call [Â __Â ] Maybe it’s like a zero point module, right? If you know, you know. That’s pretty good technique. Yeah. Well, we don’t see any men yet. Where are they? I don’t see any. Yep. You definitely get eaten. That’s what you get for talking about soda pops. I guess that was his soul that was getting snatched, right? Don’t be giving him no damn back. Yeah, they’re definitely shipping these two, man. I ain’t I ain’t here for this. I don’t want his goddamn back door. I don’t want him folded. I want him executed cuz he’s a demon. Yep. There’s definitely a lot of social satire about celebrity culture and especially um K-pop and J-pop’s culture, you know, the fan base and all that crap that goes around it. I told you. Yeah. What the hell did you summon me for, man? [Â __Â ] So yeah, that’s hot. Giving him damn backstory. She’s going to end up with him just like her [Â __Â ] mother. I’m kidding. [Â __Â ] is a strong word. It’s loaded, right? That’s why it’s fun to use it, but I realize you might think I actually mean it. So, I guess I got to walk it back. It’s a strong word. What would be a better word? Fast and easy, baby. Look, man. She was smashing demons. She’s disgusting. Just like this one’s going to be. So, it would take years to build up a fan base that can challenge a a major already popular band, even with demonology and magic. Yeah, they’re amazing, but they suck. When are we going to find out he’s a demon? I guess if he was. Yeah, sure. This is the end of the world. And you can’t sing. Really? the state fair. Slap that son [Â __Â ] Have somebody else be the lead sing. She let um whatever her name is, let her just do backup singing. She can handle it. Now we’re talking. I really like the animation, man. What they do with their faces and their eyes has been really good. Do they seem like nice people? Nobody uses that much hair product. It can be anything but a demon. Come on, man. That’s snake oil ass. That stuff is said to have any arts and crafts. See that? What do they call that? U no packages specialist. Shut up, man. Definitely don’t be giving any close-up of him looking all sexy. I ain’t I ain’t here for that. I ain’t trying to hear it. Execute this son, [Â __Â ] It’s a raven. Oh, great. I guess he’s a messenger. I will definitely kill you. Don’t be cheshar academy me. That’s old boy’s pet. We saw that at the beginning. Hey man, I appreciate you doing that. Now die. Once you get it back up, you’re definitely dying. Incompetent. Look, watch a cat video on your own time, man. We ain’t got time for this [Â __Â ] This shit’s on YouTube. The hell do you want? Incompetent. Walk around, you [Â __Â ] The hell do you want? He’s a demon, clearly. Ew. Ew. You touched that, man. You as nasty as your mom is. You touched that with all that disgusting chest share of cat saliva all over it. Kiss my ass. Girl, you better go wash your hands, man. Trifling. What kind of demon hunter just lets demons walk away, man? Yeah. Yeah. You can act like you’re all tough. You’re meeting him for one reason. If he looked like uh who’s somebody who’s ugly? Um Bob Crane. If he looked like Bob Crane, would she be like you um entertaining this [Â __Â ] No, she wouldn’t. He looks like a boy band douchebag with gray hair. That’s why she’s even entertaining the possibility not killing this sub [Â __Â ] immediately. Don’t act like you’re coming over to kill him because we know you’re not. Although if that bit him, I guess she would have killed him. Kill this son [Â __Â ] Kill him. You’re evil as hell. Kill this son [Â __Â ] No, you don’t. Run him through. Run him through. You sad excuse for a demon. That’s right. Kill this son [Â __Â ] F this guy. Yeah, I don’t care. You can’t tell him if you’re dead. Tell him whatever, man. You’ll still be dead. I have a great tattoo artist. She’s as racist towards demons as I am. Of course. Uh, you know what I hate to eat more than demons? Boy bands. Kill this son of a [Â __Â ] Be like Homer Simpson with Ned Flanders shooting with the shotgun. And uh Bart’s like beep. Bart’s like, “Well, it’s too bad you had to kill Ned because he was a zombie.” And Homer’s like, “He was a zombie? All you need to know is he’s in a boy band. Kill this son [Â __Â ] If he’s a demon, that’s even better. You shouldn’t have sold your soul. Yep. I will serve evil for a full belly. You wouldn’t be the first one. That’s right. as you should have been. Race trader. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tragic backstory. We all got so stories. You know how to forget your Saab story? Die. You don’t need memory alteration. Look at this sub [Â __Â ] Perfect skin, thin lips. Nobody spends that much time on his hair is innocent. Take him out. Your sword’s in your hand. Do it running through. Start with the crotch and go up. You’re as nasty as your mom. Yeah. Confid in this evil son of a [Â __Â ] He’s pretty. First of all, you lose your left hand for touching me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There will be because you wouldn’t kill this son of a [Â __Â ] Incompetent. Weak. These are terrible ass lyrics. Maybe they’ll be memorable, though. Nice teddy bear, by the way. Yep. Yeah, that’s right. That’s what she should have done. You can’t even see in space, man. All that damn hair away. Oh my god. I’m going to throw up. I don’t know how much more of this [Â __Â ] I can take, man. It’s my goddamn birthday. I’m not supposed to be watching [Â __Â ] that annoys me. Shake down. Take down. Don’t remember any of the other lyrics that Bob Singer song. Yeah, but you’re not singing lead though. Let the rapper do it. Disgusting. Talking about drinking her up and you saying this to Okay, this is all right. This one I might actually be able to retain some of the lyrics. Kill that son [Â __Â ] What the hell were you doing though? Not with that voice you ate. Really? Tell him to scram it up his ass. Yeah, they really are K-pop demon hunters. I mean, it’s right there in the title. You know, I wasn’t doubting it, but they really are, man. Really? You could be fans of more than one group at a time, you [Â __Â ] I guess not the most obsessed ones. Wait till he turns on him. He’s going to turn go over to the boy band. Or he’s already a demon. I can’t decide which one. Oh, shut up. I knew who it was going to be. Oh, I hate these son [Â __Â ] Really? You got to be [Â __Â ] me. You better get back over there, you backstabbing [Â __Â ] So, she likes it when we can’t see his face. Is she a [Â __Â ] Oh, man. That’s That’s when you know you got some really good abs. She’s She gets it. She’s the only one who gets it. Yeah. Yeah. You better sign that [Â __Â ] No, it’s not. Please don’t do that. Please don’t ship that. Hey, man. My leg is broken, you [Â __Â ] Guimma, good. Make sure you get the memories of me, too. Kill this son [Â __Â ] Kill him on national TV. I’m doing it. And I don’t trust you, by the way. This is who the souls you’re talking about taking out, you [Â __Â ] You soul sucking filthy demon. The kids are part of those souls too, you [Â __Â ] That’s right. Really? That’s right. What was I said? Pfix has guilt effing with you. Oh Jesus. They’re idiots. That’s how they come up with it. You really talking your subtext is becoming text. Don’t be talking about pattern showing, man. That is not a good plan. You’re still talking about patterns. How about you get rid of the filthy demon pet? Stinks in here, man. It smells like dead cat in here. You’re going to steal the lyrics, huh? You son of a [Â __Â ] I knew you were backstabbing [Â __Â ] him. I can call a [Â __Â ] How about you text first, [Â __Â ] I’m working. Yeah. Oh. Oh, okay. I thought he was I literally thought he was going to steal the lyrics. Yeah, [Â __Â ] I thought he was going to steal lyrics. He was just He’s OCD about the things being knocked over. Okay, Emma’s going to get her caught. Completely misinterpreted the scene. So, stay on message then. That’s what a filthy disgusting demon. Yeah. Yeah. Why is the effing cat still here? Thought you were going down into the the the floor, man. It’s just going to make it worse when she finds out. You literally said you’re promising. I hope she dumps your ass. Yeah, look at that. You backstabbing cat. That’s why you can’t trust demon pets, man. Yes, it it it is fun for us because demons suck. The hell did you stay around for? Cuss that stupid cat out. They have shown it’s been weeks. So, it wasn’t just overnight. Thank God. And they’re still sucking up these souls. By the way, each one of these souls that gets taken, it’s your fault for entertaining this crap. Kill these some [Â __Â ] Look at all these dead souls here. Yeah. Hopefully she’s here to finally kill you or she’s getting out of your way so she can kill the rest of the band. You scared [Â __Â ] Yeah. Dream on. Ew is right. You’ve never heard of business dates? Like, come on, man. How including him? How’s this help him? Oh, I see. Now, now we’re talking. If his story wasn’t [Â __Â ] which it was, So, in other words, you’re selling me a pipe dream because you Well, this is awkward. He pretty much is, by the way. Agreed. Yeah, agreed. F him. You’re talking about feelings. We’re talking about reality. He’s a filthy demon. Boy, you better get your demon fingers off me. Off with his head. God spare me from teenage awkwardness. I assume they’re still teenagers. It’s worth nothing coming from a filthy demon. She has really long hair. I don’t know how she manages all that. Wait, is the P is he a snitch? Is he snitch into my wing or whatever? Of course, he’s going to be offended by the song, right? We got to have some more teenage romance drama crap. When a boy is hot, it don’t matter if he’s a demon. That’s what you want to put in there, isn’t it? incompetent. Apparently, she don’t have the strength to then quit. Look at it, man. He our boy, he he is really earning his 3%. 3%, man. They’re out of here. Really? I knew I knew he was going to flip on them. They had our boy working too hard, man. You suck. Huh? Boy, they’re going to tear her ass up when I find out her secret. I’ll whip your ass for that. Oh, it’s too late. Cat’s out of the bag. What the hell? Oh my god. [Laughter] I like her determined look. I don’t know. The animation is really fun in this movie. That’s right. Tear that ass up. F these demons. That’s what I’m saying, man. Agreed. Of course. What is the um Yeah. Yep. You prove that you suck, you’re just not good enough. I don’t think people will relate to, you know, a demon with no feelings has no right to live or whatever that was. If you just hear that song as a civilian, don’t know [Â __Â ] about demons. The there were people in these subways. You see that, right? Then what would how would you relate to it? Because you songs got to be relatable. What are you relating to there? Yep. She also has long hair. Not as long as our protagonist. She has the shortest hair. You suck. I can’t peacemake this. Embrace your demonness. Maybe that’s how she gets her voice back. Look, either betray your demon race like the scumbag you are or no deal. He likes to look dapper. Just as I suspected. Filthy backstabbing demon says what? Oh my god. She’s embracing her demonness. Well, you know, here’s the difference between her and her mom, right? Her mom was 100% human, trafficking with a filthy, disgusting, repulsive demon having sex with it. I just want to throw up. She is not a full demon. She’s half demon. She’s not a full human. She’s not a full human. She’s half human, half demon. So her trafficking with the filthy, disgusting, repulsive demon is not the same thing as her mom doing it, right? She’s already halfway there. So I guess it’s not as bad. I shouldn’t be as judgmental as I am. I’m not going to remember a word of this in two minutes. I’m even looking at the captions. See, this shit’s relatable. Wolf, we both try fighting from what we’re running from. We’ve all had that. We’re running for something. Whatever it is, like, you know, we don’t think we can finish a college course. We think this job assignment is too hard. Whatever it is, we’re running away from some. You fight instead of run. We’ve all faced that situation in some form and fashion in our life. What if we ever been like, “Hey, this person has no feelings. cuz they don’t deserve to live. That’s that’s not relatable, right? And maybe that’s why she’s having trouble with the song, cuz nothing’s black and white despite what I’ve been saying for an hour now. Man, I don’t know, man. Does he blow as a singer or am I just too old? I think I’m just too old. It also sounds very synthesized. Like I don’t I don’t I’m not good enough uh with my ears to be able to pick up autotune. People be like, “Oh, that’s autotune.” I I have no idea. It’s probably autotune. It just s his singing voice just sounds very synthesized, right? Almost like it’s AI, right? Which kind of tracks for him being a demon. Really? You going to let that thing touch you? Lock her up for betraying the human race. Well, she has dual citizenship, right? She’s half human, half demon. Her hair can function as a demon tail, right? If you look at her at from the right angle. Boy, I hope we know there’s no way in hell we get through the end of this movie and her friends don’t find out she’s half demon. That is going to happen. I can’t wait. Well, now I’m dizzy. Thank you. That’s right. I’ve definitely brainwashed you. What happens next? Well, at least I roped him in. He’ll betray his family, friends. That’s right. Now I can hear him again. And he’s definitely going to kick your ass. I’m just playing her. Everything you just saw me say to her, I’m just playing her, you know, bright eyes. I’m playing her, dumbass. I knew this [Â __Â ] was lying. You’re goddamn right. I knew it. That was him. They wanted us to think he was a kid, right? At least I did. Hey, dumb ass. for the last time I was playing her. You got to play it to the hilt, man. You got to play it to the hill so strong you don’t even know which side you’re going to pick when that’s the only way to survive. That’s the only way you’re walking out of that room is if uh you really you’re going to ride this disgusting ass demon pet. That’s the only way you’re walking out of the room is if you actually believe you don’t know which way you’re going to go, right? Yeah. Thanks for continuously saying that. Flashback moms are the worst. Yeah, just got to get rid of you. Remember when you promised that now you weren’t holding anything back? She’s going to tell him [Â __Â ] Yeah, it’s not relatable. I like it, but it’s not relatable. I like what the lyrics are, but it’s not relatable. cuz we’re a prepackaged corporate band. You also look like a jackal. And it turns out I was right. And I’m definitely am going to lose you once I tell you the truth. So, here it is. You’re getting busted. He’s probably going to tell his her friends on stage. He’s That’s how he’s going to try to win. He’s going to tell him on stage right during the song. I want to see you naked so bad. Yeah. No, that’s that’s the only way this can play out. We’re running out of time here, right? So, it’s going to play out where he’s going to say it on stage, maybe even in a song cuz a backstabbing demon, of course, is going to stab you in the back. What the hell is this? What the hell? Also, what’s going on with the minion? Um, I thought by now he would have they would have found out that he betrayed him or something. They should be called the F boys, by the way. There’s their costumes. I like them. Kiss my ass. I agree. I’m with you 100%. Oh, Dour was the name of the the boy band in uh Josie the Puss. Her name is Dour, which of course, you know, means of the day, right? They’re the boy band of the day. He’s already betrayed him. Get your ass up there. What the hell you waiting for? Nobody’s ready to go. This dance choreography gonna be on point. I like how they do the the standing in a line thing, but that only works if you’re in center stage. Anybody from a side is going to see it weird. They’re going to see them lined up behind each other, right? So, that works like for a music video or for people sitting right in front of you, but it doesn’t work for the 95% of the crowd like I’m born to be. Okay. Thank you for the captions, by the way. Tell you, I got I kind of like this song. This is kind of catchy. I’m not going to remember it. Really? You going to leave her out here by herself? Guess that’s how the Bobby the Minion uh I’m surprised there would be any point in which the three of them are not on stage together. They’re a band. They’re a group. They’re not just solo. He got played. So that wasn’t even him. Why’ they show him? Look at the Soulja Boy segment because apparently he’s not going to betray him. Yeah. Really? So the the F boys are going to do the song instead. The hell? These are the shape shifters, right? Yeah, they’re the dup. They’re shape shifters. I like this. See, that’s why you should have been focusing on stage. Don’t worry, we’ll get it back. Dell’s taking you so long. You should learn how to fly. Kill these demons in front of God and everybody. National TV. Oh, yeah. They’re showing this. They’re showing the the U tattoos. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Demons do stink. I’ve always thought that. Now that the lights come out, she can kill these demons without anybody seeing. Yeah, look at those demon tattoos on her. Filthy. So, this how they find out. I’ve been wondering how that was going to happen. Well, [Â __Â ] Well, I guess you might as well join the demons now. You ain’t never get walking this back. You literally promised to their face you weren’t hiding anything. Ha. To their faces, man. Incompetent. You couldn’t tell. Yeah, we don’t we don’t traffic. Unlike you and your mother, we don’t traffic in demonology. Filthy. We were sitting next to demons the whole time. You were working with this sub. Yeah, that’s right. Dig yourself deeper. Dig yourself deeper. I have never been so morally outraged in my life. Exactly. It’s all running together, man. Kill the witch. No can do. We don’t trust you. Nope. Not like that. You kid, look at you. Won’t you go play with your demon band? You’ll be a sixp person group now. Yeah. I like how the peacemaker is the one that you’re worried about. She She decides last. She’s the one you think that might be on your side. Maybe with the little tiny ass daggers. What the hell are you going to do with those things, man? You need a staff or a sword or some [Â __Â ] Even a shield. It was all part of the plan to take you down. Speaking of takedowns, there he is. He totally did. Yeah, he’s a filthy demon, man. Real demon. See, now finally you realize what demons are. Yeah. I’m finally convinced this voiceover actor’s good. I wasn’t sure. This is some good [Â __Â ] Let’s have a demon fight. That’s right. You’re just as nasty as I am. Ask your friends. I agree. Well, so I guess the the left eye is a demon eye, right? She really is half demon now. An underrated aspect of this movie is uh Yeah, that’s right. Drop them down. Uh the regular um soundtrack, not the you know the just give the award to the people who didn’t break up on stage. Of course. Oh [Â __Â ] Here we go. Be evil. Embrace the evil. That’s why they showed him looking at it before. He was going to be seduced. Let us take advantage of this. We’re definitely going to capitalize. You’re goddamn right. Wait a minute. How are you doing that? Is that holograph? Hologram. Whatever. That’s how they get you. That’s how they seduce you. Let me just embrace my despair. You’re too much and not enough. That’s a bar. It’s why you don’t listen to that [Â __Â ] you be trying to tell each other. Nobody lies to you like you do, right? See, this is all very relatable, very metaphorical [Â __Â ] right? Talking about demons don’t have feelings and they don’t deserve to live and all that [Â __Â ] That was never going to hit. That was never going to hit. I’ve been unclear. Is mom still alive? I guess she is cuz here she is. I didn’t know if like the flashback was just from before she died or some [Â __Â ] Thanks for raising a loser, Mom. Also, this is what you get for involving shipping in your like trying to save the world plan. By the way, why did you when did you see that filthy demon? Why did you lay down with that disgusting ass demon? What you should have done is kill your boyfriend before you let him, you know, smash. That’s what you should have done. But we’re past that, aren’t we? I’m giving you a demon order. Oh, the mom’s dead. Okay. Who the hell are you? Okay. Okay. I somehow I thought she was mom. She’s the one who indoctrinated you with this [Â __Â ] Yeah, I’m loud and proud. If I was a demon, I’d be loud and proud. I can’t look at you. You’re disgusting. That’s why I only love the human half. or faults and fears must never be seen. Look, the magic works the way it works, man. I don’t control how the magic works. The magic works by you hiding your faults and fears. It’s just the way it works. By the way, thanks for leaving your demon juice all over my plants, you dick. Even the pets disappointed you. Look at it. Yeah, he still seems evil. He’s fine. I wasn’t sure. The pet The pet’s definitely playing both sides, man. We’ve seen that, right? That pet’s playing both sides. He’s the And and it works be thematically because cats are the most treacherous animals out there. They’re the most treacherous animals in nature, man. Except maybe weasels. You can’t trust weasels. That’s right. Break it down. Hey, why are they flying? I guess we don’t care anymore. We’ve been possessed. The more evil they get, the more synthesized their shitty singing is. Man, I was expecting 50% K-pop, 50% demon hunting. It’s been about 7525. You can’t see, [Â __Â ] There’s five of us. I want to be the one who can’t see because my hair is too effing long. By the way, I like their costumes. They look like male witches, right? It works. Can I get the mic a little higher? These are your lyrics. [Â __Â ] I wouldn’t trust you to cosign a dollar bill. And you’re talking about I can rely on you, man. This is perfect song for these douchebags. These are good lyrics. I won’t remember them, but they’re good. This some rhymed idol with idol. I want to whip his ass. That’s not how that works, son. Matter of fact, I’ll go higher. Everybody know like I’m high as f right now. Mike Tyson apparently spends $30,000 a month on marijuana. He even he ain’t as high as these two right now. These two these five maybe I’m high too here. Allow me to retort. Is that her? I think it is. Allow me to retort. This is about to be a rap battle up in here. She’s about to drop a bar. Yeah, I’m not trying to fix myself. Good, loud, and proud. Drink it in, girls. I’m about to shove it up your ass. A demon one. Hey. Um, what’s with those disgusting neon glow-in-the-dark ass tattoos? I mean, the lyrics are good. It’s what I was saying early on in this movie, though. It feels like the vocal range is like here and that’s where she’s staying and it’s boring, you know, because of that. But then again, like I said, it’s not my music. I’m not It’s not for me. So, maybe this is tiptop of the pops for people of that age, right? the 15 to 23 demographic or whatever. I don’t know why you would want that. I want my [Â __Â ] all over. Like I want that range, you know? It’s like they’re just staying here. That’s what makes it boring to me. Harmonizing is good. It’s just I don’t know. It’s starting to hurt me. When they get meet in the middle, they’re going to kick your ass. Fortunately, we were seduced by demons and we ended up in this uh stadium because if the Peacemaker girl or the [Â __Â ] had decided to just go back to uh soul or whatever, which as I realized is a kind of an ironic name, then you’d been screwed because you wouldn’t got be able to get your harmonizing on. Yeah. Here it is. We’re going to drop the hum on your ass. I don’t know. I don’t know about beauty and broken glass. Now do what you should have done 90 minutes ago and kill this son of a [Â __Â ] That’s what I’m talking about. Backstabbing [Â __Â ] Don’t just stand there. Dude, you stab me in the back. You got to go, man. How many times you’re going to get betrayed? This somebody’s got more red flags than a red flag. Come on now. Take him out. Don’t stop the music now, man. Why are your blades so short, man? Is it cuz you’re a peacemaker? You’re not really violent? She has just enough for self-defense? Then drop a bar, man. Sing a counter song. Get get into this rap battle. If the Staypuff Marshall Man can do it in Ghostbusters versus Mythbusters, you can drop a bar. Let’s have it. Also, your breast stank. How about that? He’s going to die for a sense. There is no redemption except for death. You don’t even get one kiss. Excellent. Now go away. I don’t care. Go to heaven. Whatever. I don’t give a [Â __Â ] what happens. Just go away. I’ll kiss my ass with that romantic crap. Yes. Get him out of here. Yes, boy. I was really, really afraid they’re going to have them end up together. Now, that’s what I’m talking about. Get that son [Â __Â ] out. There is no redemption but death. Enjoy that. If he don’t have a rebuttal, get his ass out of here. Clear him out of here. Drop a bar, man. Like I said, that’s all you got. Hey, the rest of you shitty hair. That’s right. Yeah. Oh, Jesus effing Christ. Very disgusting. Can we not with that? They’re attracted to him. Crap. Um, it glitched out. So, I’m back to the video. So, we’re not going to have captions rest of the movie. That worked out pretty good. I think we got about an hour of captions at least. So, there’s enough to get the gist of most of the songs, right? That’s all I was looking for. Kill this. I like he has his little eye stalks there at the top of the mist, right? Friendship makes teamwork makes the dream work. I don’t know what friendship makes. Friendship makes ship shape. I don’t I got nothing. Most importantly, our record sales are back on top. That’s what matters the most. Oh well. The F boys had their chance, but they’re gone. Nobody will ever know what happened to them. Yeah, you better have a second shirt under there. I like a fan is ready for anything. You You betrayed us, man. No, you’re fired. F that dude. Finally in the bath house together. Why is this a communal experience? I’d prefer peace and quiet. That’s some funny [Â __Â ] By the way, you’re still a lying [Â __Â ] Oh, Jesus Christ. I just turned up the volume for that crap. [Â __Â ] Don’t be bringing that sub [Â __Â ] back. By the way, the what? How much time is left in this movie? They’re going to try to bring that dude back, man. Next. That’s the next girl bed. I want couch. You’re not the latest thing. You’re last week’s news. Yeah. That’s what you get. Hey, what’s with the bird, man? No, I’m not following the bird to whatever his reincarnation is or whatever kind of stupid heaven he’s going to. Okay, good. This is this is acceptable. I guess they were stuck outside the right. Um, apparently there’s some after uh there’s some [Â __Â ] in behind the scenes stuff in the credits. So, I originally had stopped and was starting to talk about how much I love the movie. It was scanning forward and I saw that. So, I’m just now I’m just going to for syncing purposes, I’ll just keep it keep it synced up. We’ll get to that. We’ll experience that together and then we’ll talk. But, um, I really like this. This is very well done. I like this a lot. It was It was very complicated. They didn’t go with the obvious crap, which was that he would live and be with her. Like, there there’s redemption and death. I really believe that. So, um, that’s a perfect ending for the character. This is very well written. The songs are catchy. I’m sure the kids love them. There’s a reason why this is a very popular movie, right? Eugen Kim, that’s actually a name I recognize. I can’t remember what I know her from, but I’ve seen her something. Daniel Dayim, of course. Oh, he was that character. Of course he was. In King Jong, he played Charlie or what? Bobby or whatever Billy, whatever the dude’s name was. Of course, that was him, obviously. So, um, but yeah, really good movie, man. I can see why it got uh so much um who the hell is that? I guess they’re just chibi versions of the characters or whatever they call it, right? I can see why this is such a popular movie though. So, here’s hoping for a sequel, right, when they bring the F boy back. Got to hope not. That’s a perfect ending to his character. I really don’t want to see him. I was afraid they’re going to mess up the movie by having him at there at the end because that would have that would just not been the move, man. So, you know, I mean, it’s it’s a lot better the way it ended up. A sequel can only screw that up. So, hopefully they don’t do that. Hopefully they go completely different direction with the sequel. But, um, well, you know, a movie this popular, Take Down Twice version. Here we go. I love seeing behind the scenes stuff. That’s right. Now we’re talking. Yeah, that’s a good recording studio they’re using there. Those are good mics, too. Now, there’s some mics have different purposes, right? Some mics um are for singing, some are for voice over. Those are obviously singing mics. I’ve never used that kind. I’m interested in the fact she has her mouth right up on it. Man, I’ve never seen that before. Like with a with a voiceover mic, you’re going to want This is kind of loud, man. Calm down. You’re going to want it further away about this far away from the mouth at least. But those are I guess for singing mics. I’ve never used that kind, so I guess they’re really close to your mouth. Hey man, that was really good. So can’t imagine something better to watch on my birthday. Although I’m going to be watching The Wolf Man very soon, like in in an hour or two.
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